Paranoid Parrot

Notices someone using a cell phone on a plane we are going to crash

Notices someone using a cell phone on a plane we are going to crash  Paranoid Parrot

Get facebook timeline delete all past posts current friends might think are lame

Get facebook timeline delete all past posts current friends might think are lame  Paranoid Parrot

Tried to kill a spider but it got away Now it's spending the rest of its days plotting my death

Tried to kill a spider but it got away Now it's spending the rest of its days plotting my death  Paranoid Parrot

Driving the speed limit when a cop car comes up fast from behind "They got me"

Driving the speed limit when a cop car comes up fast from  behind

is that wind blowing my arm hair or a SPIDER!?

is that wind blowing my arm hair or a SPIDER!?  Paranoid Parrot

walk over drain on sidewalk clinch cell phone really tight

walk over drain on sidewalk clinch cell phone really tight  Paranoid Parrot

Hears fire truck sirens "I hope that's not my house"

Hears fire truck sirens

Sister found my reddit account cause I got 2000 upvotes on a comment cause what I wrote sounded "familiar". Quickly deletes all inappropriate comments I have made.

Sister found my reddit account cause I got 2000 upvotes on a comment cause what I wrote sounded

Not sure if already visited her profile makes 2nd anonymous account to visit first

Not sure if already visited her profile makes 2nd anonymous account to visit first  Paranoid Parrot

Code works first time look harder for errors

Code works first time look harder for errors  Paranoid Parrot
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