Paranoid Parrot

Avalon catches fire Oh shit, we're next

Avalon catches fire Oh shit, we're next  Paranoid Parrot

Can't find car in parking lot after 5 minutes stolen

Can't find car in parking lot after 5 minutes stolen  Paranoid Parrot

shut the fuck up eat a dick nigger

shut the fuck up eat a dick nigger  Paranoid Parrot

post gets a downvote immediately deletes it

post gets a downvote immediately deletes it   Paranoid Parrot

Home alone... poops with the door open But never showers without the door closed and locked

Home alone... poops with the door open But never showers without the door closed and locked  Paranoid Parrot

Takes a shit at a Friends House its not flushing...

Takes a shit at a Friends House its not flushing...  Paranoid Parrot

Public Safety sends an email new horror story to read

Public Safety sends an email new horror story to read  Paranoid Parrot

see smoke in the distance house is on fire

see smoke in the distance house is on fire  Paranoid Parrot

The Elevator is creaking... IT WILL EXPLODE

The Elevator is creaking... IT WILL EXPLODE  Paranoid Parrot

Shower curtain is closed. Prepares for a surprise attack.

Shower curtain is closed.  Prepares for a surprise attack.   Paranoid Parrot
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