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Paranoid Parrot

Switches heavy bag to right hand on blues monday wait to get jumped by swarm of officers

Switches heavy bag to right hand on blues monday wait to get jumped by swarm of officers Paranoid Parrot
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sneezes while driving down sessom this is the day i die

sneezes while driving down sessom this is the day i die Paranoid Parrot
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Puts phone in pocket Checks two seconds later to make sure phone is still there.

Puts phone in pocket Checks two seconds later to make sure phone is still there. Paranoid Parrot
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Done signing up for an account What if I typed my password wrong twice?

Done signing up for an account What if I typed my password wrong twice? Paranoid Parrot
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locks the deadbolt all three of them

locks the deadbolt all three of them Paranoid Parrot
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notice light inside car hasn't turned off yet stand in dark and wait for it

notice light inside car hasn't turned off yet stand in dark and wait for it Paranoid Parrot
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Watch 1000 ways to die One of these situations will happen to me

Watch 1000 ways to die One of these situations will happen to me Paranoid Parrot
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car behind me takes the same turn drive around before going home

car behind me takes the same turn drive around before going home Paranoid Parrot
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Hear noise late at night murderer in the house

Hear noise late at night murderer in the house Paranoid Parrot
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Forget belt Everyone thinks I'm a ghetto douche

Forget belt Everyone thinks I'm a ghetto douche Paranoid Parrot
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