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Paranoid Parrot

Has to wake up early for flight checks alarm until it goes off

Has to wake up early for flight checks alarm until it goes off Paranoid Parrot
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Walks into store Touches nothing, due to fear of being convicted of shoplifting

Walks into store Touches nothing, due to fear of being convicted of shoplifting Paranoid Parrot
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Hear Hip Hop Music Blaring From The Car Next To You Lock Doors

Hear Hip Hop Music Blaring From The Car Next To You Lock Doors Paranoid Parrot
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Goes to school at Cal U wears bulletproof vest to class for fear of being shot

Goes to school at Cal U wears bulletproof vest to class for fear of being shot Paranoid Parrot
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I'M BLUE DABADEE DABADIE

I'M BLUE DABADEE DABADIE Paranoid Parrot
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potato eyes they are watching you

potato eyes they are watching you Paranoid Parrot
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Driving home high Every car is a cop

Driving home high Every car is a cop Paranoid Parrot
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Gets a few downvotes a few minutes after posting Deletes post

Gets a few downvotes a few minutes after posting Deletes post Paranoid Parrot
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Sets alarm at night turns off and resets fifty times

Sets alarm at night turns off and resets fifty times Paranoid Parrot
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Car drives slowly down the street drive-by shooting

Car drives slowly down the street drive-by shooting Paranoid Parrot
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