Paranoid Parrot

Invited to party start to think they felt sorry for me

Invited to party start to think they felt sorry for me  Paranoid Parrot

Fuel light comes on "I won't make it to the next gas station in time!"

Fuel light comes on

Drug test for a job worry about the joint you smoked back in high school

Drug test for a job
 worry about the joint you smoked back in high school  Paranoid Parrot

Grandfather sleeping on the couch He is dead

Grandfather sleeping on the couch He is dead  Paranoid Parrot

Driving away from the house better drive back and make sure the door is locked

Driving away from the house better drive back and make sure the door is locked  Paranoid Parrot

Curtain blows in the wind house is fucking haunted

Curtain blows 
in the wind house is fucking haunted  Paranoid Parrot

home alone, hear a strange noise monsters are real.

home alone, hear a strange noise monsters are real.  Paranoid Parrot

Laptop on lap Testicular cancer

Laptop on lap Testicular cancer  Paranoid Parrot

password doesn't work first time omg i was hacked

password doesn't work first time omg i was hacked  Paranoid Parrot

Play Humans vs zombies once look over shoulder for rest of semester with nerf blaster

Play Humans vs zombies once look over shoulder for rest of semester with nerf blaster  Paranoid Parrot
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