Paranoid Parrot

Online banking not working they're trying to steal my money

Online banking not working they're trying to steal my money  Paranoid Parrot

Hears nose whistling Holds breath to make sure it's my own nose

Hears nose whistling  Holds breath to make sure it's my own nose  Paranoid Parrot

Unknown number with the same prefix as college GETTING EXPELLED

Unknown number with the same prefix as college GETTING EXPELLED  Paranoid Parrot

Read SAP comics fuck! they've been watching me

Read SAP comics fuck! they've been watching me  Paranoid Parrot

Sends link to friend Clicks it immediately to make sure it's the right page

Sends link to friend Clicks it immediately to make sure it's the right page  Paranoid Parrot

Eating chips in quiet environment Wait for each one to dissolve in mouth

Eating chips  in quiet environment Wait for each one to dissolve in mouth   Paranoid Parrot

skyping with boyfriend tries not to look in corner at own window in case he thinks I'm conceited for looking at myself

skyping with boyfriend tries not to look in corner at own window in case he thinks I'm conceited for looking at myself  Paranoid Parrot

Has minor knee surgery in a few days involving general anaesthesia. Spends all day wondering what outfit He'll be buried in and who will come to the funeral.

Has minor knee surgery in a few days involving general anaesthesia. Spends all day wondering what outfit He'll be buried in and who will come to the funeral.  Paranoid Parrot

wipe fog off mirror expect ghost to appear behind shoulder

wipe fog off mirror expect ghost to appear behind shoulder  Paranoid Parrot

power goes out lol someones here to kill me

power goes out lol someones here to kill me  Paranoid Parrot
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