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Paranoid Parrot

Going to the dentist for a cleaning Better make sure teeth are spotless before I go

Going to the dentist for a cleaning Better make sure teeth are spotless before I go Paranoid Parrot
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put down bag at game guy at student centre to play mario can't concentrate cuz too worried bag will be stolen

put down bag at game guy at student centre to play mario can't concentrate cuz too worried bag will be stolen Paranoid Parrot
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Eye itches slightly. Full blown pink eye!

Eye itches slightly. Full blown pink eye! Paranoid Parrot
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No one knows im high they all know im high!

No one knows im high they all know im high! Paranoid Parrot
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Call girlfriend. She doesn't answer. She's dead.

Call girlfriend. She doesn't answer. She's dead. Paranoid Parrot
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finally achieve first clean wipe better wipe again to make sure

finally achieve first clean wipe better wipe again to make sure Paranoid Parrot
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took birth control pill 30 minutes late uses condoms and the pull-out method for the next six months

took birth control pill 30 minutes late uses condoms and the pull-out method for the next six months Paranoid Parrot
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Tells someone what your username is on Reddit Comb through entire comment history and delete anything remotely abnormal

Tells someone what your username is on Reddit Comb through entire comment history and delete anything remotely abnormal Paranoid Parrot
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Blinds open: "oh god, rapists can see in the windows." Blinds closed: "oh god, rapists can sneak around unseen."

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deletes browser history when leaving house Lives alone

deletes browser history when leaving house Lives alone Paranoid Parrot
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