Paranoid Parrot

get in long line with backpack sway from side to side as to ensure i will be able to feel if someone reaches in and tries to take something

get in long line with backpack sway from side to side as to ensure i will be able to feel if someone reaches in and tries to take something  Paranoid Parrot

splash chicken blood in my eye salmonella!!

splash chicken blood in my eye salmonella!!   Paranoid Parrot

enters bathroom to take a poop shuts and locks the door

enters bathroom to 
take a poop shuts and locks 
the door  Paranoid Parrot

Cell phone, Internet and TV all down at the same time they're comming for me!

Cell phone, Internet and TV all down at the same time they're comming for me!  Paranoid Parrot

Watch 1000 Ways to die take notes

Watch 1000 Ways 
to die take notes  Paranoid Parrot

See your same car model and color driving by They jacked my car

See your same car model and color driving by They jacked my car  Paranoid Parrot

wrong password i've been hacked

wrong password i've been hacked  Paranoid Parrot

go out after fapping they know

go out after fapping they know  Paranoid Parrot

SPEND DAY DRY HUMPING WITH CLOTHES ON PREGNANT

SPEND DAY DRY HUMPING WITH CLOTHES ON PREGNANT  Paranoid Parrot

"well, you're in a good mood today" oh god they know i'm high

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