Paranoid Parrot

can read the meme as a thumbnail click on post anyway

can read the meme as a thumbnail click on post anyway  Paranoid Parrot

son has crusty sock he has a toe infection!

son has crusty sock he has a toe 
infection!  Paranoid Parrot

Sees a cop while driving going to get pulled over for going 5 mph over speed limit

Sees a cop while driving going to get pulled over for going 5 mph over speed limit  Paranoid Parrot

eye contact with teacher durning test she thinks i'm cheating

eye contact with teacher durning test she thinks i'm cheating  Paranoid Parrot

Puts in eye drops after smoking My eyes are too white, they know

Puts in eye drops after smoking  My eyes are too white, they know  Paranoid Parrot

looks at the clock 9:11

looks at the clock 9:11  Paranoid Parrot

April Fools Day? Trust no one.

April Fools Day? Trust no one.   Paranoid Parrot

Gets no upvotes on reddit after 2 mins takes it down

Gets no upvotes on reddit after 2 mins takes it down  Paranoid Parrot

Hears plane fly over house "30 seconds left to live"

Hears plane fly over house

mountain lions spotted near campus make research seminar about mountain lions

mountain lions spotted near campus make research seminar about mountain lions  Paranoid Parrot
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