Paranoid Parrot

Walk across Union green "Everyone in cheney now hates me"

Walk across Union green

doesn't click "NSFW" links Is unemployed

doesn't click

HEAR PLANE FLY OVERHEAD ABOUT TO BE VAPOURISED IN A NUCLEAR AIRSTRIKE

HEAR PLANE FLY OVERHEAD ABOUT TO BE VAPOURISED IN A NUCLEAR AIRSTRIKE  Paranoid Parrot

itch in my hair lice

itch in my hair lice  Paranoid Parrot

fapping on chatroulette THE FBI IS LOOKING FOR ME

fapping on chatroulette THE FBI
IS LOOKING FOR ME  Paranoid Parrot

see crack in 5th floor cement stairs prepare for its collapse and my death

see crack in 5th floor cement stairs prepare for its collapse and my death  Paranoid Parrot

neighbors are outside takes out keys and pretends to unlock door

neighbors are outside takes out keys and pretends to unlock door  Paranoid Parrot

no response on messenger he hates me

no response on messenger he hates me  Paranoid Parrot

Friend posts hateful status on Facebook. It's about me.

Friend posts hateful status on Facebook. It's about me.  Paranoid Parrot

CUT FINGER I'M GOING TO DIE

CUT FINGER I'M GOING TO DIE  Paranoid Parrot
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