Paranoid Parrot

Car slows down beside you Oh god I am going to get shot

Car slows down beside you Oh god I am going to get shot  Paranoid Parrot

   Paranoid Parrot

Friday the 13th? Oh no

Friday the 13th? Oh no  Paranoid Parrot

The voices in my head tell me to kill you. Should I?

The voices in my head tell me to kill you. Should I?  Paranoid Parrot

Just ran a 50 minute virus check that found a threat run it again to make sure it was removed

Just ran a 50 minute virus check that found a threat run it again to make sure it was removed  Paranoid Parrot

undoes pants to use urinal expects buttrape at any moment

undoes pants to use urinal  expects buttrape at any moment   Paranoid Parrot

Family has discussion about legalizing weed Doesn't participate out of fear of getting caught

Family has discussion about legalizing weed Doesn't participate out of fear of getting caught  Paranoid Parrot

WORKS OUT SUM IN HEAD CHECKS ON CALCULATOR TO MAKE SURE IT'S RIGHT

WORKS OUT SUM IN HEAD CHECKS ON CALCULATOR TO MAKE SURE IT'S RIGHT  Paranoid Parrot

BOYFRIEND DOESN'T REPLY ON WHATSAPP HE HATES ME

BOYFRIEND DOESN'T REPLY ON WHATSAPP HE HATES ME  Paranoid Parrot

About to use a roundabout The end is nigh

About to use a roundabout The end is nigh  Paranoid Parrot
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