Paranoid Parrot

court appearance for seat belt violation i hear FCI Pekin has good food. maybe they'll send me there.

court appearance for seat belt violation i hear FCI Pekin has good food. maybe they'll send me there.
  Paranoid Parrot

"Does anyone object to this marriage?" Hope I don't suddenly get Tourette's Syndrome

Word Yo!

Word Yo!  Paranoid Parrot

goes to bathroom still shuts and locks door

goes to bathroom still shuts and locks door  Paranoid Parrot

Write email reply at 1AM Wake up early next day to send

Write email reply at 1AM Wake up early next day to send  Paranoid Parrot

think of something to post on reddit someone is probably posting the exact same thing right now

think of something to post on reddit someone is probably posting the exact same thing right now  Paranoid Parrot

Passed OSCEs Checks blackboard an hour later to make sure grade hasn't changed in the meantime

Passed OSCEs Checks blackboard an hour later to make sure grade hasn't changed in the meantime  Paranoid Parrot

CANT LAUGH AWKWARD GIRL WILL JUDGE ME

CANT LAUGH AWKWARD GIRL WILL JUDGE ME  Paranoid Parrot

SUBMIT APPLICATION. NO RESPONSE IN 3 DAYS DIDN'T GET THE JOB

SUBMIT APPLICATION. NO RESPONSE IN 3 DAYS DIDN'T GET THE JOB  Paranoid Parrot

Lower back pain KIDNEY FAILURE

Lower back pain KIDNEY FAILURE  Paranoid Parrot
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