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Paranoid Parrot

Buy Fast food Check burgers for spit

Buy Fast food Check burgers for spit Paranoid Parrot
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Comment karma dropped Check every post I've ever written

Comment karma dropped Check every post I've ever written Paranoid Parrot
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"OH SHIT A SKUNK" spend 20 minutes to figure out it was just a newspaper

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she doesn't text you back within ten minutes send yourself a text to make sure phone is functioning properly

she doesn't text you back within ten minutes send yourself a text to make sure phone is functioning properly Paranoid Parrot
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Group of girls laughing after I walk by they're laughing at me

Group of girls laughing after I walk by they're laughing at me Paranoid Parrot
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Five days of rain this week Flood! Twenty firsters are right

Five days of rain this week Flood! Twenty firsters are right Paranoid Parrot
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Yes I'm Paranoid But am I paranoid enough?

Yes I'm Paranoid But am I paranoid enough? Paranoid Parrot
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Dreamt that several people broke into apartment and attacked girlfriend and i bought a machete with 18 inch blade the next day

Dreamt that several people broke into apartment and attacked girlfriend and i bought a machete with 18 inch blade the next day Paranoid Parrot
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Accidentally make eye contact with someone Bounce my eyes around the room to make it look like I wasn't staring at them

Accidentally make eye contact with someone Bounce my eyes around the room to make it look like I wasn't staring at them Paranoid Parrot
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Slight pain the my head I'm going crazy!

Slight pain the my head I'm going crazy! Paranoid Parrot
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