Paranoid Parrot

Drive through golf course this is the end

Drive through golf course this is the end  Paranoid Parrot

heard hysterical laughter in public bathroom thinks everyone now knows about my small penis

heard hysterical laughter in public bathroom thinks everyone now knows about my small penis  Paranoid Parrot

You're not responding to my text messages Is our friendship ruined?

You're not responding to my text messages Is our friendship ruined?  Paranoid Parrot

Sleep with arms crossed over chest Wake up in coffin

Sleep with arms crossed over chest Wake up in coffin  Paranoid Parrot

Nobody's home for hours still locks the bathroom door

Nobody's home for hours still locks the bathroom door  Paranoid Parrot

watched episode 26 of my little pony sleep with a night light on fluttershy's gonna get me!

watched episode 26 of my little pony sleep with a night light on fluttershy's gonna get me!  Paranoid Parrot

ACCIDENTLY BUMP INTO A GIRL OH GOD, SHE THINKS I AM A RAPIST

ACCIDENTLY BUMP INTO A GIRL   OH GOD, SHE THINKS I AM A RAPIST  Paranoid Parrot

Find bruises you don't remember? LEUKEMIA

Find bruises you don't remember? LEUKEMIA  Paranoid Parrot

parents just left, I can fap with the door open! they'll be back any minute

parents just left, I can fap with the door open! they'll be back any minute  Paranoid Parrot

Hasn't had sex in months but doesn't get period "Oh god, I'm pregnant"

Hasn't had sex in months but doesn't get period
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