Paranoid Parrot

Logs off of facebook on computer opens facebook to see if logged off

Logs off of facebook on computer opens facebook to see if logged off  Paranoid Parrot

hear noise while masterbating THEY KNOW

hear noise while masterbating THEY KNOW  Paranoid Parrot

leave microsoft word open until this paper finishes printing

leave microsoft word open until this paper finishes printing  Paranoid Parrot

Drink doesn't taste right the fast food workers must have done something to it

Drink doesn't taste right the fast food workers must have done something to it  Paranoid Parrot

Mom sends an "I love you" text Assume She is testing her 4 kids to see who responds the fastest

Mom sends an

Boards Amtrak Derailment Imminent

Boards Amtrak Derailment Imminent  Paranoid Parrot

Signed the Snowden petition They're coming for me.

Signed the Snowden petition They're coming for me.  Paranoid Parrot

bedtime routine brush teeth, change into pajamas check closet for demons, take a piss, check closet for demons again, lights out, in bed, parents come home after night shift, " demons!!!!!! "

bedtime routine brush teeth, change into pajamas check closet for demons, take a piss, check closet for demons again, lights out, in bed, parents come home after night shift,

heard a noise paranormal activity demon

heard a noise paranormal activity demon  Paranoid Parrot

Going 56 in a 55 while driving by a cop I'm fucked

Going 56 in a 55 while driving by a cop I'm fucked  Paranoid Parrot
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