Paranoid Parrot

Sees Fallout Shelter sign on St. Ann's looks up Nuclear Holocaust and majors in international relations to prevent it

Sees Fallout Shelter sign on St. Ann's looks up Nuclear Holocaust and majors in international relations to prevent it  Paranoid Parrot

No new emails in the last hour Everyone must have died

No new emails in the last hour Everyone must have died  Paranoid Parrot

Webcam turns on randomly Thinks the government is watching him

Webcam turns on randomly Thinks the government is watching him  Paranoid Parrot

White van with tinted windows slowly drives past you About to get kidnapped.

 White van with tinted windows slowly drives past you About to get kidnapped.   Paranoid Parrot

Receives facebook message from aquaintence asking her out on a date OMFG Internet Rapist!

Receives facebook message from aquaintence asking her out on a date OMFG Internet Rapist!  Paranoid Parrot

You can look at other people's favorites on Imgur? *delete* *delete* *delete* *delete* *delete*

You can look at other people's favorites on Imgur? *delete* *delete* *delete* *delete* *delete*  Paranoid Parrot

Hear Police Siren Google maximum sentence for J-Walking

Hear Police Siren Google maximum sentence for J-Walking  Paranoid Parrot

cut myself shaving tetanus

cut myself shaving tetanus  Paranoid Parrot

Alone in the car singing along with the radio check phone to make sure no one is listening in.

Alone in the car singing along with the radio check phone to make sure no one is listening in.  Paranoid Parrot

sees kinect sensor is on while fapping "They're spying on me!" and loses erection

sees kinect sensor is on while fapping
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