Paranoid Parrot

Sees random girls laughing to themselves "They're laughing at me!!"

Sees random girls laughing to themselves

Teacher picks up classroom phone "oh god they're talking about me"

Teacher picks up classroom phone

Internet shitty after you finish your last final Wheaton knows I'm still here

Internet shitty after you finish your last final Wheaton knows I'm still here  Paranoid Parrot

Customer covers interac machine with their hand so no one can see their pin oh god, they think i'm a thief

Customer covers interac machine with their hand so no one can see their pin oh god, they think i'm a thief  Paranoid Parrot

"Do you have a Freshman roommate horror story?" every story is about me

Boss shuts door for private call. I'M GETTING FIRED

Boss shuts door for private call.  I'M GETTING FIRED  Paranoid Parrot

Adds cute girl on facebook Goes so through own photos to make sure they look okay

Adds cute girl on facebook Goes so through own photos to make sure they look okay  Paranoid Parrot

Slight grape smell in smoke She laced it with PCP

Slight grape smell in smoke  She laced it with PCP  Paranoid Parrot

New friend offers a drink casually gauges hygiene of house before taking first sip

New friend offers a drink casually gauges hygiene of house before taking first sip  Paranoid Parrot

Someone's talking about me

Someone's talking about me  Paranoid Parrot
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