Paranoid Parrot

Gas heart attack

Gas heart attack  Paranoid Parrot

see professor whose class i skipped hide

see professor whose class i skipped hide  Paranoid Parrot

Live alone still pee with the door closed

Live alone still pee with the door closed  Paranoid Parrot

Have an even number of socks after doing laundry missing two

Have an even number of socks after doing laundry missing two  Paranoid Parrot

wins $5000 off a scratch ticket suddenly becomes acutely aware of how many black people there are in the vicinity

wins $5000 off a scratch ticket  suddenly becomes acutely aware of how many black people there are in the vicinity   Paranoid Parrot

Can't get in touch with someone They're dead.

Can't get in touch with someone They're dead.  Paranoid Parrot

Doesnt watch naruto hentai because he's afraid of spoilers

Doesnt watch naruto hentai because he's afraid of spoilers  Paranoid Parrot

Take a night time decongestant Oh God, what if the decongestant part is a dud and I can't wake up when I'm choking on my mucus?

Take a night time decongestant Oh God, what if the decongestant part is a dud and I can't wake up when I'm choking on my mucus?  Paranoid Parrot

Pasting link to friend test it twice in own browser to be safe

Pasting link to friend test it twice in own browser to be safe  Paranoid Parrot

"night out with the girls" she's cheating on me.

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