Paranoid Parrot

car next to me in parking lot is pulling out slam on break even though i'm not moving

car next to me in parking lot is pulling out slam on break even though i'm not moving  Paranoid Parrot

Ok, its $20 a gram better bring a 20 and a 5 just incase theres tax

Ok, its $20 a gram better bring a 20 and a 5 just incase theres tax  Paranoid Parrot

Ingrown Hair near privates herpes

Ingrown Hair near privates herpes  Paranoid Parrot

soap and water purell

soap and water purell  Paranoid Parrot

turn bluetooth and airport off to hide games bluetooth and airport turn back on

turn bluetooth and airport off to hide games bluetooth and airport turn back on  Paranoid Parrot

Gets tons of comments on how good his outfit looks thinks people are making fun of him

Gets tons of comments on how good his outfit looks thinks people are making fun of him  Paranoid Parrot

I think someone is following me around all the time And then writing these memes

I think someone is following me around all the time And then writing these memes  Paranoid Parrot

Remember racist joke while at the grocery store Shit, what if there are black telepaths nearby?

Remember racist joke while at the grocery store Shit, what if there are black telepaths nearby?  Paranoid Parrot

'Plagiarism checks' own paper just in case

'Plagiarism checks' own paper just in case  Paranoid Parrot

Cant play video games yet, because dad said so, if i open a game I will have bad luck

Cant play video games yet, because dad said so, if i open a game I will have bad luck  Paranoid Parrot
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