Paranoid Parrot

cop driving opposite direction with median slam on brakes

cop driving opposite direction with median slam on brakes  Paranoid Parrot

Eyes all red from no sleep They think I'm stoned!

Eyes all red from no sleep They think I'm stoned!  Paranoid Parrot

see cop in rearview mirror he saw me look

see cop in rearview mirror he saw me look  Paranoid Parrot

drive by police station Slow down, police have an inside game going for the closet pull over.

drive by police station Slow down, police have an inside game going for the closet pull over.  Paranoid Parrot

Bedsheets covering entire body with hole to breath Thank god. I'm safe.

Bedsheets covering entire body with hole to breath Thank god. I'm safe.  Paranoid Parrot

Opposes SOPA & PIPA does not sign petition for fear of being labeled as a terrorist

Opposes SOPA & PIPA does not sign petition for fear of being labeled as a terrorist  Paranoid Parrot

My dick itches herpes

My dick itches herpes  Paranoid Parrot

older man glances in my direction I hope they at least find my head

older man glances in my direction I hope they at least find my head  Paranoid Parrot

"please turn off all mobile phones" sets phone to silent, turns off, removes battery and places it in a separate pocket

Principle come into the classroom Uh oh!

Principle come into the classroom Uh oh!  Paranoid Parrot
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