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Paranoid Parrot

Look, mate - let's set aside our differences and just use this page for what it's actually here for: great banter and comedy induced by images - like this socially hilarious penguin

Look, mate - let's set aside our differences and just use this page for what it's actually here for: great banter and comedy induced by images - like this socially hilarious penguin Paranoid Parrot
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Eye itches during sad movie better scratch it for a couple of minutes so nobody thinks I'm crying

Eye itches during sad movie better scratch it for a couple of minutes so nobody thinks I'm crying Paranoid Parrot
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Locks computer prior to going to the bathroom is home alone

Locks computer prior to going to the bathroom is home alone Paranoid Parrot
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Talk shit about girlfriend Check that phone hasn't accidentally called her

Talk shit about girlfriend Check that phone hasn't accidentally called her Paranoid Parrot
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home alone mopping the floor still puts up wet floor signs

home alone mopping the floor still puts up wet floor signs Paranoid Parrot
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Read askreddit about creepy home invasions Carry steak knife around the house just in case

Read askreddit about creepy home invasions Carry steak knife around the house just in case Paranoid Parrot
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smells a fart in womens studies class only guy in the room: everyone thinks it's me

smells a fart in womens studies class only guy in the room: everyone thinks it's me Paranoid Parrot
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Guy in urinal next to me starts laughing I think he's laughing at my penis!

Guy in urinal next to me starts laughing I think he's laughing at my penis! Paranoid Parrot
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Lock car doors when stopped, so people can't get in unlock doors when driving, so someone can save me if I crash

Lock car doors when stopped, so people can't get in unlock doors when driving, so someone can save me if I crash Paranoid Parrot
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Submit assignment to professor download attachment and open just to make sure it works

Submit assignment to professor download attachment and open just to make sure it works Paranoid Parrot
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