Paranoid Parrot

code is working...lets just add some comments... compile and run again to make sure it still works

code is working...lets just add some comments... compile and run again to make sure it still works  Paranoid Parrot

Sees white stain on clothes Is it jizz?!?

Sees white stain on clothes Is it jizz?!?  Paranoid Parrot

Wipes up stranger's pee on toilet seat so the person after you doesn't think it was you

Wipes up stranger's pee on toilet seat so the person after you doesn't think it was you  Paranoid Parrot

FUk shaving Grow a beak, wings , be a fucking parrot

FUk shaving  Grow a beak, wings , be a fucking parrot  Paranoid Parrot

Only person in sitting in the SUB did i miss the rapture?

Only person in sitting in the SUB did i miss the rapture?  Paranoid Parrot

Relationships

Relationships   Paranoid Parrot

thinks they spelt a word wrong searches the word on google to make sure

thinks they spelt a word wrong searches the word on google to make sure  Paranoid Parrot

sees a bad post on newest submissions and downvotes it doesnt want to comment or the guy who submitted it will know

sees a bad post on newest submissions and downvotes it doesnt want to comment or the guy who submitted it will know  Paranoid Parrot

at the airport try not to look suspicious

at the airport try not to look suspicious  Paranoid Parrot

Hears noise in the house at night Automatically assumes someone is coming to murder them

Hears noise in the house at night Automatically assumes someone is coming to murder them  Paranoid Parrot
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