Paranoid Parrot

Someone on expressway tosses cigarette out of car Worry about exploding when driving over it

Someone on expressway tosses cigarette out of car Worry about exploding when driving over it  Paranoid Parrot

Cheats on girlfriend i'm about to meet Joey Greco

Cheats on girlfriend i'm about to meet Joey Greco  Paranoid Parrot

Hears someone speaking russian It's about to get real

Hears someone speaking russian It's about to get real  Paranoid Parrot

Walking alone behind a girl walking alone she thinks I'm stalking her

Walking alone behind a girl walking alone she thinks I'm stalking her  Paranoid Parrot

Looks at keys while locking door So that you know you have them.

Looks at keys while locking door So that you know you have them.  Paranoid Parrot

Spring break coming soon already thinks he caught herpes

Spring break coming soon already thinks he caught herpes  Paranoid Parrot

Made a single letter mistake Delete entire field and retry.

Made a single letter mistake Delete entire field and retry.  Paranoid Parrot

Cushman Following You On Walkway I'm Going To Be fucking murdered

Cushman Following You On Walkway I'm Going To Be fucking murdered  Paranoid Parrot

foot dangling over side of bed thats how they grab you

foot dangling over side of bed thats how they grab you  Paranoid Parrot

make a status update on facebook; no likes or comments within the first five minutes everyone hates me

make a status update on facebook; no likes or comments within the first five minutes everyone hates me  Paranoid Parrot
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