Paranoid Parrot

stranger wants to return lost photo of you set up po box so they don't stalk and kill you

stranger wants to return lost photo of you set up po box so they don't stalk and kill you  Paranoid Parrot

Campus safty drives by Oh geez, am I doing anything wrong?

Campus safty drives by Oh geez, am I doing anything wrong?  Paranoid Parrot

classmates laugh behind me suspect it's about me

classmates laugh behind me suspect  it's about me  Paranoid Parrot

period 2 days late "i'm pregnant"

period 2 days late

Saved my pokemon game Hit save again 3 more times

Saved my pokemon game Hit save again 3 more times  Paranoid Parrot

Chew tobacco a lot, get a cold sore Fucking cancer

Chew tobacco a lot, get a cold sore Fucking cancer  Paranoid Parrot

computer running slightly slower virus of the century

computer running slightly slower virus of the century  Paranoid Parrot

hit pothole in lowered car turn off radio

hit pothole in lowered car turn off radio  Paranoid Parrot

headache. Tumor.

headache. Tumor.
  Paranoid Parrot

swipes a stranger into bemis i just got someone murdered

swipes a stranger into bemis i just got someone murdered  Paranoid Parrot
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