Paranoid Parrot

Walking at night assumes everyone is out to kill you

Walking at night assumes everyone is out to kill you  Paranoid Parrot

copy and paste link do it again to make sure it's the right one

copy and paste link do it again to make sure it's the right one  Paranoid Parrot

says aloud "i just locked the door" Later: "Did I say I locked the door?!"

says aloud

Cat looks in my direction there's a ghost behind me

Cat looks in my direction there's a ghost behind me  Paranoid Parrot

Mistype one letter in password erase entire password and retype it

Mistype one letter in password erase entire password and retype it  Paranoid Parrot

head suddenly starts to itch for no apparent reason i have a severe case of lice

head suddenly starts to itch for no apparent reason i have a severe case of lice  Paranoid Parrot

Boss calls me into his office I'm fired

Boss calls me into his office I'm fired  Paranoid Parrot

Accidentally clicks NSFW link Closes browser before image appears

Accidentally clicks NSFW link Closes browser before image appears  Paranoid Parrot

goes through bag of Halloween candy which candy bar has a razor blade?

goes through bag of Halloween candy which candy bar has a razor blade?  Paranoid Parrot

Constantly checking above me in skyrim scared that the dragons will pick me up

Constantly checking above me in skyrim scared that the dragons will pick me up  Paranoid Parrot
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