Paranoid Parrot

Group of girls giggle as i walk past They're laughing at me

Group of girls giggle as i walk past They're laughing at me  Paranoid Parrot

First day on the job as a police officer I'm gonna get shot!

First day on the job as a police officer I'm gonna get shot!  Paranoid Parrot

Gets a lot of karma on a post Dosen't ever respond inorder to avoid fucking it up

Gets a lot of karma on a post Dosen't ever respond inorder to avoid fucking it up  Paranoid Parrot

"Clip starts at 1:30" Better start at 1:20 just to be safe

Sees statue don't blink

Sees statue don't blink  Paranoid Parrot

take test professor thinks i cheated

take test professor thinks i cheated  Paranoid Parrot

masturbate with headphones on "were they plugged in all the way?"

masturbate with headphones on

Locks door when changing When nobody's home

Locks door when changing When nobody's home  Paranoid Parrot

get dressed in front of mirror it's two-way and someone's watching

get dressed in front of mirror it's two-way and someone's watching  Paranoid Parrot

JC will be in residences to clean bathrooms over break? Better clean the bathroom before they get here

JC will be in residences to clean bathrooms over break? Better clean the bathroom before they get here  Paranoid Parrot
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