Paranoid Parrot

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Use basic calculator for physics fuck pemdas, Put parentheses around everything  Paranoid Parrot

Knows that 2 +2 = 4 Uses calculator just in case

Knows that 2 +2 = 4 Uses calculator just in case  Paranoid Parrot

Asian person coughs near me sars

Asian person coughs near me sars  Paranoid Parrot

wake up to blocked sinuses, can't breath jesus christ i'm being strangled

wake up to blocked sinuses, can't breath jesus christ i'm being strangled  Paranoid Parrot

That could be a zombie Takes Magnolia and College street

That could be a zombie
 Takes Magnolia and College street  Paranoid Parrot

Watches GIF Waits for scary face to pop up

Watches GIF Waits for scary face to pop up  Paranoid Parrot

Massive, throbbing penis flopping out of open zipper everyone must think its an erection

Massive, throbbing penis flopping out of open zipper everyone must think its an erection  Paranoid Parrot

Find hair in food. PUBE

Find hair in food. PUBE  Paranoid Parrot

Hear a noise and have a panic attack because I think someones at the door It was just my chair creaking

Hear a noise and have a panic attack because I think someones at the door It was just my chair creaking  Paranoid Parrot

turn volume down to silent mute anyway

turn volume down to silent mute anyway  Paranoid Parrot
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