Paranoid Parrot

Someone took my laundry out of the dryer Put back in washer

Someone took my laundry out of the dryer Put back in washer  Paranoid Parrot

Post gets 2 downvotes Deletes

Post gets 2 downvotes Deletes  Paranoid Parrot

EXAM WAS ANSWERED ON A SCANTRON SHEET OMG I MESSED UP THE ORDER

EXAM WAS ANSWERED ON A SCANTRON SHEET OMG I MESSED UP THE ORDER  Paranoid Parrot

get assigned seat in front row fuck they're all watching me

get assigned seat in front row fuck they're all watching me  Paranoid Parrot

Gets a single complaint "Everyone hates me"

Gets a single complaint

write essay too opinionated

write essay too opinionated  Paranoid Parrot

listen to my iPod while eating Turn the music down so I know how loud i'm chewing

listen to my iPod while eating Turn the music down so I know how loud i'm chewing  Paranoid Parrot

A stranger in the next car is asking for directions better keep my hand on my wallet

A stranger in the next car is asking for directions better keep my hand on my wallet  Paranoid Parrot

Need to be up by 10:00 Set my alarm for 8:00, 8:30, 9:00, and 9:30 too, just in case

Need to be up by 10:00 Set my alarm for 8:00, 8:30, 9:00, and 9:30 too, just in case  Paranoid Parrot

Hear loud cough from next room oh god... they can hear me fap

Hear loud cough from next room oh god... they can hear me fap  Paranoid Parrot
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