Paranoid Parrot

listening to loud music with earbuds in everyone can hear it and is judging me

listening to loud music with earbuds in everyone can hear it and is judging me  Paranoid Parrot

Never forget to lock car door still return to check at the slightest doubt

Never forget to lock car door still return to check at the slightest doubt  Paranoid Parrot

Watching Silent Movie Going Deaf

Watching Silent Movie Going Deaf  Paranoid Parrot

pencil keeps rolling off desk they think i'm cheating

pencil keeps rolling off desk they think i'm cheating  Paranoid Parrot

TAKE A WHILE IN THE WASHROOM AT WORK OH GOD, THEY THINK I WAS MASTERBATING

TAKE A WHILE IN THE WASHROOM AT WORK OH GOD, THEY THINK I WAS MASTERBATING  Paranoid Parrot

rear view mirrors can't be trusted

rear view mirrors can't be trusted  Paranoid Parrot

Sends a dirty text. Double checks that it wasn't sent to parents.

Sends a dirty text. Double checks that it wasn't sent to parents.  Paranoid Parrot

hears recent news about nsa hasn't fapped since

hears recent news about nsa hasn't fapped since  Paranoid Parrot

Check's keys are in bag better check another three times to make sure

Check's keys are in bag better check another three times to make sure  Paranoid Parrot

Gets a downvote on a post Better delete it before any more damage is done

Gets a downvote on a post Better delete it before any more damage is done  Paranoid Parrot
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