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My girlfriend stayed home sick from class today instead of worrying about her health, i think about how she could be fucking another guy all day

My girlfriend stayed home sick from class today instead of worrying about her health, i think about how she could be fucking another guy all day Paranoid Parrot
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Friend goes offline as soon as you open chat box They hate me

Friend goes offline as soon as you open chat box They hate me Paranoid Parrot
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two friends texting in same room they're talking about me...

two friends texting in same room they're talking about me... Paranoid Parrot
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closes locked car door where's my keys?

closes locked car door where's my keys? Paranoid Parrot
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Home alone Still locks bathroom door

Home alone Still locks bathroom door Paranoid Parrot
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Smoke a j arrive to next class 3 minutes late spend forever outside the door practicing your entrance

Smoke a j arrive to next class 3 minutes late spend forever outside the door practicing your entrance Paranoid Parrot
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Tolbert is carrying the ball he's going to fumble

Tolbert is carrying the ball he's going to fumble Paranoid Parrot
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browsing /b/ for the first time I'm going to jail

browsing /b/ for the first time I'm going to jail Paranoid Parrot
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Acquaintance logs off fb mid conversation Check to be sure they didn't unfriend you.

Acquaintance logs off fb mid conversation Check to be sure they didn't unfriend you. Paranoid Parrot
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your drunk on a wednesday? its my birthday ok

your drunk on a wednesday? its my birthday ok Paranoid Parrot
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