Paranoid Parrot

Car lets you cross road in front of it Stumble

Car lets you cross road in front of it Stumble  Paranoid Parrot

Hits a speed bump WE'RE GOING DOWN!!!

Hits a speed bump WE'RE GOING DOWN!!!  Paranoid Parrot

hook up with new girl, notice pimple HERPES

hook up with new girl,
notice pimple HERPES  Paranoid Parrot

phone call from 'unknown' at midnight this is my last hour on earth

phone call from 'unknown' at midnight this is my last hour on earth  Paranoid Parrot

Save school work make ten backups of the file

Save school work make ten backups of the file  Paranoid Parrot

Saves game. Walks through room. No enemies. Saves again anyway.

Saves game. Walks through room. No enemies.
Saves again anyway.  Paranoid Parrot

Driving behind Diesel truck, smells fumes OH MY GOD my car is totally overheating

Driving behind Diesel truck, smells fumes OH MY GOD my car is totally overheating  Paranoid Parrot

Hears sirens this is it

Hears sirens this is it  Paranoid Parrot

Places order online Immidiately checks email for confirmation message

Places order online Immidiately checks email for confirmation message  Paranoid Parrot

Post gets more downvotes than upvotes Delete it

Post gets more downvotes than upvotes Delete it  Paranoid Parrot
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