Paranoid Parrot

Suspects the back button undoes all posts and upvotes Never uses it

Suspects the back button undoes all posts and upvotes Never uses it  Paranoid Parrot

Dog is a little wet Must be piss

Dog is a little wet Must be piss  Paranoid Parrot

papercut = gangrene call 911

papercut = gangrene call 911  Paranoid Parrot

Get runner's high at the gym leave immediately

Get runner's high at the gym leave immediately  Paranoid Parrot

Balls Itch CRABS

Balls Itch CRABS  Paranoid Parrot

Sleeps with one eye open gripping his pillow tight

Sleeps with one eye open gripping his pillow tight  Paranoid Parrot

Sees same model of car as his parents' CARJACKING

Sees same model of car as his parents' CARJACKING  Paranoid Parrot

1 day late i am the virgin mary

1 day late i am the virgin mary   Paranoid Parrot

website takes a few extra seconds to load i have a virus

website takes a few extra seconds to load i have a virus  Paranoid Parrot

tries to borrow books from library puts them in one at a time...

tries to borrow books from library puts them in one at a time...  Paranoid Parrot
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