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Paranoid Parrot

enters bathroom, shower curtain pulled has to open it before doing anything else

enters bathroom, shower curtain pulled has to open it before doing anything else Paranoid Parrot
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Call from unknown number "They won't find me in canada!"

Call from unknown number
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send text that would be controversial if sent to the wrong person hover finger over 'cancel' the whole time it's sending just in case you suddenly realise it was sent to the wrong person

send text that would be controversial if sent to the wrong person hover finger over 'cancel' the whole time it's sending just in case you suddenly realise it was sent to the wrong person Paranoid Parrot
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Masturbating Alone in house thinks every single noise is someone walking in

Masturbating Alone in house thinks every single noise is someone walking in Paranoid Parrot
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Hear noises in wall zalgo. he comes

Hear noises in wall zalgo. he comes Paranoid Parrot
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april fool's day they are after me

april fool's day they are after me Paranoid Parrot
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condoms and birth control... pulls out

condoms and birth control... pulls out Paranoid Parrot
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acquires slight cough swine flu

acquires slight cough swine flu Paranoid Parrot
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Has better 3G coverage and speed than fellow subscribers The FBI is on my ass

Has better 3G coverage and speed than fellow subscribers The FBI is on my ass Paranoid Parrot
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power goes out they're here

power goes out they're here Paranoid Parrot
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