Paranoid Parrot

Friend goes into bathroom Did I flush?

Friend goes into bathroom Did I flush?  Paranoid Parrot

Your friends expression... When your crush walks by

Your friends expression... When your crush walks by  Paranoid Parrot

Beats a top ranked sec team worries auburn will win the conference

Beats a top ranked sec team worries auburn will win the conference  Paranoid Parrot

Walking canyon side to the Valley at night. i'm about to be murdered

Walking canyon side to the Valley at night. i'm about to be murdered  Paranoid Parrot

Girlfriend 'likes' someone's post cheating

Girlfriend 'likes' someone's post cheating  Paranoid Parrot

Government using alien mind control on us? *puts on tinfoil hat*

Government using alien mind control on us? *puts on tinfoil hat*  Paranoid Parrot

Have sex with window open, hear childeren playing outside 5 mins. later THEY'RE MOCKING ME

Have sex with window open, hear childeren playing outside 5 mins. later THEY'RE MOCKING ME  Paranoid Parrot

buys alcohol scared that i might get caught

buys alcohol scared that i might get caught  Paranoid Parrot

Print term paper and put it in backpack Check every hour to see if it is still there

Print term paper and put it in backpack  Check every hour to see if it is still there  Paranoid Parrot

Can't remember if I broke the seal on this food product Throwing it out, just in case

Can't remember if I broke the seal on this food product Throwing it out, just in case  Paranoid Parrot
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