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Paranoid Parrot

unknown caller? meet pre-programmed outgoing message

unknown caller? meet pre-programmed outgoing message Paranoid Parrot
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Zips fly after going to the bathroom Feels fly after leaving bathroom to double check

Zips fly after going to the bathroom Feels fly after leaving bathroom to double check Paranoid Parrot
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parents don't say hi when you come home check every part of the house for dead bodies

parents don't say hi when you come home check every part of the house for dead bodies Paranoid Parrot
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vision goes black from standing up quickly so this is how it ends

vision goes black from standing up quickly so this is how it ends Paranoid Parrot
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May 21st: Coworker doesn't show "Is he?... Could he have been?..."

May 21st: Coworker doesn't show
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Buys weed from medical dispensary hides from FBI

Buys weed from medical dispensary hides from FBI Paranoid Parrot
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Read something on facebook that wasn't meant for you double check that you didn't press like

Read something on facebook that wasn't meant for you double check that you didn't press like Paranoid Parrot
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Find open candy wrapper Better burn the rest

Find open candy wrapper Better burn the rest Paranoid Parrot
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Huh? You talking to me? I said are you talking to me!

Huh? You talking to me? I said are you talking to me! Paranoid Parrot
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people playing frisbee on the quad afraid that every bad toss will hit me

people playing frisbee on the quad afraid that every bad toss will hit me Paranoid Parrot
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