Paranoid Parrot

Enter bathroom check shower for murderer

Enter bathroom check shower for murderer  Paranoid Parrot

Walk by a building with a loud air conditioner Captive Monster!

Walk by a building with a loud air conditioner Captive Monster!  Paranoid Parrot

Went high to dinner with my parents and ate almost nothing just to throw them off

Went high to dinner with my parents and ate almost nothing just to throw them off  Paranoid Parrot

Just finished masturbating Better look around to make sure no one's in the room

Just finished masturbating Better look around to make sure no one's in the room  Paranoid Parrot

Plane flying low and loudly above my house Might be North Korea about to drop bombs

Plane flying low and loudly above my house Might be North Korea about to drop bombs  Paranoid Parrot

see guys reading /r/mensrights in EB II Oh god they're gonna kill me for being here

see guys reading /r/mensrights in EB II Oh god they're gonna kill me for being here  Paranoid Parrot

Looks like a bug bite I HAVE SKIN CANCER

Looks like a bug bite I HAVE SKIN CANCER  Paranoid Parrot

Put up Facebook status Delete because no likes

Put up Facebook status Delete because no likes  Paranoid Parrot

Wipe Once, No crap wipe again

Wipe Once, No crap wipe again  Paranoid Parrot

People near you talking in a foreign language they're talking about you

People near you talking in a foreign language they're talking about you   Paranoid Parrot
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