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Paranoid Parrot

Going to restroom checks phone to make sure no accidental active calls

Going to restroom checks phone to make sure no accidental active calls Paranoid Parrot
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going to buy some clothes at a major retail store avoid using clothes previously purchased at the same store so it doesn't look like I'm stealing

going to buy some clothes at a major retail store avoid using clothes previously purchased at the same store so it doesn't look like I'm stealing Paranoid Parrot
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Sleeps on bottom bunk bed Going to get crushed alive.

Sleeps on bottom bunk bed Going to get crushed alive. Paranoid Parrot
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Hears co-workers laughing in the conference room they're talking about me

Hears co-workers laughing in the conference room they're talking about me Paranoid Parrot
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church canceled the rapture came and i missed it

church canceled the rapture came and i missed it Paranoid Parrot
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Pins and needles in left hand heart attack

Pins and needles in left hand heart attack Paranoid Parrot
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Do something embarassing Somebody recorded it and i'll be the laughing stock of the internet

Do something embarassing Somebody recorded it and i'll be the laughing stock of the internet Paranoid Parrot
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GOES IN ELEVATOR, SEES PERSON INSIDE PULL OUT PHONE AND TEXT. THEY'RE A GOVERNMENT SPY INFORMING AN ASSASSIN OF YOUR POSITION.

GOES IN ELEVATOR, SEES PERSON INSIDE PULL OUT PHONE AND TEXT. THEY'RE A GOVERNMENT SPY INFORMING AN ASSASSIN OF YOUR POSITION. Paranoid Parrot
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Always Calls Ahead to Auction Did I Remember to Call Ahead?!?

Always Calls Ahead to Auction Did I Remember to Call Ahead?!? Paranoid Parrot
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Sitting at the computer Better double knot

Sitting at the computer Better double knot Paranoid Parrot
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