Paranoid Parrot

Eating Burger King in library, crush sits across of me "Great, now he thinks I'm a pig"

Eating Burger King in library, crush sits across of me

Ingrown hair in crotch HERPES

Ingrown hair in crotch HERPES  Paranoid Parrot

Write a one sentence email Read over it 10 times to make sure there are no mistakes

Write a one sentence email Read over it 10 times to make sure there are no mistakes  Paranoid Parrot

expecting an important email check spam folder just in case

expecting an important email
 check spam folder just in case
  Paranoid Parrot

Acts exactly like paranoid parrot. Thinks he is being spied on and the meme is based of him.

Acts exactly like paranoid parrot. Thinks he is being spied on and the meme is based of him.  Paranoid Parrot

Buying condoms Better buy 10 other things as well so cashier doesn't notice

Buying condoms Better buy 10 other things as well so cashier doesn't notice   Paranoid Parrot

Man puts hands in pockets while shopping Shoplifter!!!

Man puts hands in pockets while shopping Shoplifter!!!  Paranoid Parrot

Thinks of a really cool meme Reads over it ten times to check there's no spelling mistake

Thinks of a really cool meme Reads over it ten times to check there's no spelling mistake  Paranoid Parrot

I think he would get dis-board

I think he would  get dis-board  Paranoid Parrot

Hot girls laughing I'm ugly

Hot girls laughing I'm ugly  Paranoid Parrot
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