Paranoid Parrot

Scratched an itch now there's invisible spiders all over me

Scratched an itch now there's invisible spiders all over me  Paranoid Parrot

wants to post a funny mastubation joke afraid parents will find it 30 years from now

wants to post a funny mastubation joke afraid parents will find it 30 years from now  Paranoid Parrot

Heart skips a beat takes pulse

Heart skips a beat takes pulse  Paranoid Parrot

Sedan Driving behind me its a cop!

Sedan Driving behind me its a cop!  Paranoid Parrot

Check to make sure lights are on check to make sure light are on, check to make sure lights are on, check to make sure lights are on

Check to make sure lights are on check to make sure light are on, check to make sure lights are on, check to make sure lights are on  Paranoid Parrot

5 UPVOTES 6 downvotes the entire reddit community is against me!

5 UPVOTES
6 downvotes the entire reddit community is against me!  Paranoid Parrot

masterbat in the bath room still wippes his ass

masterbat in the bath room  still wippes his ass  Paranoid Parrot

exits shop without making a purchase chest tightens walking past security guard

exits shop without making a purchase chest tightens walking past security guard  Paranoid Parrot

HEARS LOUD AIRPLANE AT NIGHT "THIS IS IT, THE BOMBS ARE GONNA DROP"

HEARS LOUD AIRPLANE AT NIGHT

music turns off at party cops are here

music turns off at party cops are here  Paranoid Parrot
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