Paranoid Parrot

See people flirting with your crush They'll never love me.

See people flirting with your crush They'll never love me.  Paranoid Parrot

"hey bABY..." OH GOD, PLEASE DON'T BREAK UP WITH ME

Slight stomach aches Web MD says CANCER.

Slight stomach aches Web MD says CANCER.  Paranoid Parrot

Taste Shampoo in your mouth You're going to die

Taste Shampoo in your mouth You're going to die  Paranoid Parrot

playing cards with friends recount cards in hand before drawing, after drawing, and after every other players' turn.

playing cards with friends recount cards in hand before drawing, after drawing, and after every other players' turn.  Paranoid Parrot

Can't leave /r/195 without posting They'll know

Can't leave /r/195 without posting They'll know  Paranoid Parrot

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swimming in ocean, seaweed brushes leg gtfo

swimming in ocean,          seaweed brushes leg gtfo  Paranoid Parrot

cop pulls behind you after doing nothing wrong slow down, turn down music, extra long stops, signal lane changes, look straight ahead and dont move around in car

cop pulls behind you after doing nothing wrong slow down, turn down music, extra long stops, signal lane changes, look straight ahead and dont move around in car  Paranoid Parrot

uses the self check out at the store - carries out with no bag holds receipt visibly to avoid shoplifter suspicion

uses the self check out at the store - carries out with no bag holds receipt visibly to avoid shoplifter suspicion  Paranoid Parrot
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