Paranoid Parrot

See's flies rubbing their hands Good god! what are they planning?

See's flies rubbing their hands Good god! what are they planning?  Paranoid Parrot

See someone with pink eye it's a fucking zombie

See someone with pink eye it's a fucking zombie  Paranoid Parrot

order number is 420? they know!!

order number is 420? they know!!  Paranoid Parrot

They want my address to send me a gift or to find me and kill me

They want my address to send me a gift or to find me and kill me  Paranoid Parrot

Fiona says she's out shopping Scotty Doesn't know

Fiona says she's out shopping Scotty Doesn't know  Paranoid Parrot

search for someone on facebook double check to make sure i didn't type it in status bar

search for someone on facebook double check to make sure i didn't type it in status bar  Paranoid Parrot

Should I say first post on reddit Nope there probably gonna downvote me

Should I say first post on reddit Nope there probably gonna downvote me  Paranoid Parrot

sees a spider in the bedroom prepared to sleep on the couch for two days

sees a spider in the bedroom prepared to sleep on the couch for two days  Paranoid Parrot

Turn volume down to zero Then press mute

Turn volume down to zero Then press mute  Paranoid Parrot

Walking through house in dark Turn on every light in your path

Walking through house in dark Turn on every light in your path  Paranoid Parrot
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