Paranoid Parrot

Dinner in a Chinese Restaurant They are talking about me

Dinner in a Chinese Restaurant They are talking about me  Paranoid Parrot

If I downvote Will they Know it was me?

If I downvote Will they Know it was me?  Paranoid Parrot

Give a handjob buy a pregnancy test

Give a handjob buy a pregnancy test  Paranoid Parrot

Smoke pot for first time I'm dying

Smoke pot for first time I'm dying  Paranoid Parrot

bin laden caught it's a conspiracy

bin laden caught it's a conspiracy  Paranoid Parrot

BATHROOM DOOR DOESN'T LOCK AT PARTY HOLDS IT THE ENTIRE NIGHT

BATHROOM DOOR DOESN'T LOCK AT PARTY HOLDS IT THE ENTIRE NIGHT  Paranoid Parrot

Chair makes fart noise Make it again so no one thinks you farted

Chair makes fart noise Make it again so no one thinks you farted  Paranoid Parrot

unlock door to take out garbage bring keys anyway

unlock door to take out garbage bring keys anyway  Paranoid Parrot

Copying homework from a friend Better copy the work too so teacher doesn't suspect cheating

Copying homework from a friend Better copy the work too so teacher doesn't suspect cheating  Paranoid Parrot

See good post about NSA surveillance Too afraid to upvote.

See good post about NSA surveillance Too afraid to upvote.  Paranoid Parrot
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