Paranoid Parrot

Update status keren pake bahasa inggris cek google translate sebelum post

Update status keren pake bahasa inggris cek google translate sebelum post  Paranoid Parrot

Watched a show about sharks Too scared to go in the pool

Watched a show about sharks Too scared to go in the pool  Paranoid Parrot

Council worker comes to read water meter undercover assassin

Council worker comes to read water meter undercover assassin  Paranoid Parrot

Poop at school They can smell my ass

Poop at school They can smell my ass  Paranoid Parrot

Skips a paragraph of notes that's going to be on the exam

Skips a paragraph of notes that's going to be on the exam  Paranoid Parrot

Meh... Brazilian flag?

Meh... Brazilian flag?  Paranoid Parrot

Feel itch on arm Bot fly

Feel itch on arm Bot fly  Paranoid Parrot

Gets buttdialed "they must be talking about me.. better listen"

Gets buttdialed

gets seconds at portola they know

gets seconds at portola they know  Paranoid Parrot

the car behind took a few of the same turns as me They must be a ravenous stalker murderer

the car behind took a few of the same turns as me They must be a ravenous stalker murderer  Paranoid Parrot
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