Paranoid Parrot

listening to ipod on bus people can hear what im listening to

listening to ipod on bus people can hear what im listening to  Paranoid Parrot

exam starts at 9 am Leave home at 6 am

exam starts at 9 am Leave home at 6 am   Paranoid Parrot

work truck outside casing the joint

work truck outside casing the joint  Paranoid Parrot

Volume is muted Turn volume down to zero and mute it just to be sure

Volume is muted Turn volume down to zero and mute it just to be sure  Paranoid Parrot

What if The video I watch gets posted to the schools website

What if The video I watch gets posted to the schools website  Paranoid Parrot

getting a call from work I must be getting fired for something

getting a call from work I must be getting fired for something  Paranoid Parrot

finger jammed, still swollen the next day? SUMMON THE AMBULANCE

finger jammed, still swollen the next day? SUMMON THE AMBULANCE  Paranoid Parrot

take purse when excused to the bathroom EVERYONE KNOWS I'M ON MY PEROID

take purse when excused to the bathroom EVERYONE KNOWS I'M ON MY PEROID  Paranoid Parrot

No upvotes? Reddit's down

No upvotes? Reddit's down  Paranoid Parrot

Doesn't ask how parents are doing Just in case they died

Doesn't ask how parents are doing Just in case they died  Paranoid Parrot
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