Paranoid Parrot

10 minutes without an upvote or downvote Theyre all dead.

10 minutes without an upvote or downvote Theyre all dead.   Paranoid Parrot

posts something on reddit checks 3 times that everything is spelled correctly

posts something on reddit checks 3 times that everything is spelled correctly  Paranoid Parrot

Wake up with arm asleep Better amputate

Wake up with arm asleep Better amputate  Paranoid Parrot

Home alone Closes Door to take a dump

Home alone Closes Door to take a dump   Paranoid Parrot

Smells smoke while driving "My car is on fire"

Smells smoke while driving

Downloads picture a girl from Facebook "What if it notifies her?"

Downloads picture a girl from Facebook

wants to delete fb friend can't, in fear of appearing under 'people you may know'

wants to delete fb friend can't, in fear of appearing under 'people you may know'  Paranoid Parrot

Gets ghost on temple run Still dodges all the obstacles

Gets ghost on temple run Still dodges all the obstacles  Paranoid Parrot

Girl you like and her friends giggling while looking at you What's wrong with me

Girl you like and her friends giggling while looking at you What's wrong with me  Paranoid Parrot

finished engineering assignment early i must've done it all wrong

finished engineering assignment early i must've done it all wrong  Paranoid Parrot
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