Paranoid Parrot

Ah Shit my Email is hacked! It's because I didn't give a recovery phone number. caps lock

Ah Shit my  Email is hacked! It's because I didn't give a recovery phone number. caps lock  Paranoid Parrot

kill a bug, feel nothing sociopath

kill a bug, feel nothing sociopath  Paranoid Parrot

brush teeth see listerine commercial. i have gingivitis

brush teeth see listerine commercial. i have gingivitis  Paranoid Parrot

Tries to tell himself that he is just being paranoid paranoid about how being paranoid could affect life

Tries to tell himself that he is just being paranoid paranoid about how being paranoid could affect life  Paranoid Parrot

Looks like I'm home alone Except for the hidden cameras

Looks like I'm home alone Except for the hidden cameras  Paranoid Parrot

putting clothes in washer double checks pockets, then checks again

putting clothes in washer double checks pockets, then checks again  Paranoid Parrot

Relates to every paranoid parrot meme they're watching me

Relates to every paranoid parrot meme they're watching me  Paranoid Parrot

Listening to music in class with in ear headphones Keep the volume minimal and continuously check around you to notice if others can hear it

Listening to music in class with in ear headphones Keep the volume minimal and continuously check around you to notice if others can hear it  Paranoid Parrot

Browsing /r/NSFW_Gifs Mute volume just in case

Browsing /r/NSFW_Gifs Mute volume just in case  Paranoid Parrot

Refreshed reddit, upvotes disappear better do them again

Refreshed reddit, upvotes disappear better do them again  Paranoid Parrot
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