Paranoid Parrot

Eating at a party and the host hasn't taken a bite Food's poisoned

Eating at a party and the host hasn't taken a bite Food's poisoned  Paranoid Parrot

receive phone call from blocked number police surveillance

receive phone call from blocked number police surveillance  Paranoid Parrot

webcam off close laptop lid anyway

webcam off close laptop lid anyway  Paranoid Parrot

Why yes I will fuck your shit up

Why yes I will fuck your shit up  Paranoid Parrot

one person in front of you in Gally, one order of pizza logs left they are going to steal your pizza logs

one person in front of you in Gally, one order of pizza logs left they are going to steal your pizza logs  Paranoid Parrot

friend goes offline without saying anything you're no longer his friend

friend goes offline without saying anything you're no longer his friend  Paranoid Parrot

dealer doesn't text back he got busted

dealer doesn't text back he got busted  Paranoid Parrot

three cars move over to the next lane they know something i don't

three cars move over to the next lane they know something i don't  Paranoid Parrot

Lock the front door and go off to bed "What if I actually unlocked it?"

Lock the front door and go off to bed

Pees twice in one hour PROSTATE CANCER

Pees twice in one hour PROSTATE CANCER  Paranoid Parrot
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