Paranoid Parrot

Just saved a word document better save it three times, email it to myself, and put it on three flashdrives

Just saved a word document better save it three times, email it to myself, and put it on three flashdrives  Paranoid Parrot

will never wear a backpack again ever!

will never wear a backpack again ever!  Paranoid Parrot

SMOKING IN CARS IS RETARDED CAR IS IN DRIVEWAY

SMOKING IN CARS IS RETARDED CAR IS IN DRIVEWAY  Paranoid Parrot

Listen to music with headphones Quick! someone is calling your name!

Listen to music with headphones Quick! someone is calling your name!  Paranoid Parrot

wake up spring break was next week

wake up spring break was next week  Paranoid Parrot

kills a bug keeps looking around to spot more

kills a bug keeps looking around to spot more  Paranoid Parrot

Chewing in a completely silent room everyone can hear me

Chewing in a completely silent room everyone can hear me  Paranoid Parrot

pooping in public restroom and someone walks in clench asshole. wait until they leave

pooping in public restroom and someone walks in clench asshole. wait until they leave  Paranoid Parrot

Thinking sexual thoughts about teacher O god she can read my mind

Thinking sexual thoughts about teacher O god she can read my mind  Paranoid Parrot

Dancing with hot girl with short hair must be a guy, better stop dancing

Dancing with hot girl with short hair must be a guy, better stop dancing  Paranoid Parrot
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