Paranoid Parrot

Break a glass never walk barefoot again

Break a glass never walk barefoot again  Paranoid Parrot

Sage every thread they know...

Sage every thread they know...  Paranoid Parrot

Finishes essay clicks save clicks save five more times just in case

Finishes essay clicks save clicks save five more times just in case  Paranoid Parrot

Make a well thought out meme delete after 2 downvotes

Make a well thought out meme delete after 2 downvotes  Paranoid Parrot

locks car unlocks and locks it again just to make sure

locks car unlocks and locks it again just to make sure  Paranoid Parrot

Never had sex am i pregnant?

Never had sex am i pregnant?  Paranoid Parrot

Watches Battlestar Galactica suspects all friends and family of being cylons

Watches Battlestar Galactica suspects all friends and family of being cylons  Paranoid Parrot

Hears police siren down the street instantly think they're coming for me

Hears police siren down the street instantly think they're coming for me  Paranoid Parrot

Talking bad about a friend to someone checks phone to see if you accidentally called them

Talking bad about a friend to someone checks phone to see if you accidentally called them  Paranoid Parrot

White spot on hamburger bun MOLD!

White spot on hamburger bun MOLD!  Paranoid Parrot
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