Paranoid Parrot

sees post about pilonidal cyst ass itches

sees post about pilonidal cyst ass itches  Paranoid Parrot

Power outage at the superbowl better run out for bottled water

Power outage at the superbowl better run out for bottled water  Paranoid Parrot

reads random insulting yet vague status update "there's like a 95% chance that's about me"

reads random insulting yet vague status update

leaves tampon in for 6 hours toxic shock syndrome

leaves tampon in for 6 hours toxic shock syndrome  Paranoid Parrot

Walk in bathroom with closed shower curtain Quickly opens it to check for serial killers

Walk in bathroom with closed shower curtain  Quickly opens it to check for serial killers   Paranoid Parrot

World doesn't disappear when you close your eyes yes it does!

World doesn't disappear when you close your eyes yes it does!  Paranoid Parrot

Sees dead deer on the side of the road THEY KILLED BAMBI!

Sees dead deer on the side of the road THEY KILLED BAMBI!  Paranoid Parrot

Lock knees for 10 seconds I'm going to pass out!

Lock knees for 10 seconds I'm going to pass out!  Paranoid Parrot

Boss: "Just FYI" He knows

Boss:

Hear noise during shower i'm gonna get stabbed

Hear noise during shower i'm gonna get stabbed  Paranoid Parrot
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